I love it when a girl gets drunk and throws her one hand in the air and yells “That’s My Song”! At the end of the night you will always see one girl from the party with her heels in her hand looking for her car. when she walked in she walked proud, holding her head high with confidence. By the nights end sloppy with her tail between her legs.

Weather you drink wine, hards, beer or turpentine drink enough and you can drive your self to fucked upness. Yes that’s a @lanaitheDj word. when your inebriated any word go’s. You must be thinking is he drunk right now? I just might be. I’m a wine lover my self because of all the flavors and sophistication and complexity of it. also did you know a lot of wines have very high contents of alcohol. Pure Gasoline baby, PURE.

Next time you see me in a bar, lounge, resteraunt come by and say hi and check out what im drinking. I might change your mind about what your drinking. Im a “Try Once” kind of guy. Girls beware when drinking with me, I can drink. Sometimes I wake up the next day and scare myself after looking at the reciepts in my pocket. But dont you worry I can handle my own. Guys dont be Sloppy, let the girls do that. ha!

Then you have the guy who hasn’t had some in months all dressed in his camouflage rifle in hand hunting , lurking for the perfect opportunity. You seen him before a little tipsy himself, sweaty shirt unbuttoned. I love Liquor, I love the way people act when they drink it. Before you go out tonight think about it. Think am I gonna be a ROOKIE or take some responsibility and be a PRO.