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Breast!

Breast!

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Why are humans so amazed by breast?

Every women only wants the best.

Some call them tits they aren’t so picky,

not any will do cause they are so finicky.

Some spend money just to make them bigger,

So they look in there Tommy Hillfiger.

Big Boobs, small boobs there the ones for me,

Some are very small like my favorite fruit Laichee.

Some are torpedo’s like the ones in the ocean.

When women go jogging they have plenty of motion.

If your your  not happy don’t cry and moan,

you don’t have to worry there’s still silicone

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“Fish”

“Fish”

If i was a fish that lived in a fish bowl,

I would be frightened of anykind of pole.

It would be so boring swimming from side to side,

when people looked in the tank i couldn’t even hide.

Being in a fish tank would be really awkward

I would have to swim around in my own turd.

People would watch me and tap on the glass,

w/ that long shit hanging from my ASS.

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